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I'M ON A BOAT | Unisex T-Shirt

I'M ON A BOAT | Unisex T-Shirt

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My grandfather is 99 years old. He has plenty of money in the bank. And the only thing he has ever wanted to do with it is get on his pontoon boat at Lake Waurika with the people he loves, pour a drink, and night fish until the world gets quiet.
He figured it out before most people even started asking the question.
The boat isn't about the boat. It's about choosing what actually matters and having the courage to be completely unapologetic about it. No agenda. No performance. No explanation required.
I'm on a boat means I made it. It means I'm exactly where I want to be. It means come join me — or don't — because either way, the line is in the water and the night is perfect.
This shirt is for the person who has found their version of the pontoon. And isn't apologizing for a single second.
I'm on a boat. Find yours.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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